it is a routine, u see

i wake up when i want to
except for certain days where i have to wake up so much earlier,
where i get rudely awakened by the alarm clock.
accustomed i was a frequent late comer,
looky in the mirror and snicker.
have a cupa horlicks and think about leaving the house, early.
toast in the morning makes me wanna shit,(bon appetit)
smoky meself a fag making me wanna shit more,
looky in the mirror and snicker,again.
put me trousers on, a fredy and top it all off with a self made "crombie".
slipped on me old rags,
grab the bag, and scamper,
not forgettin to lock the door of course..
only to realise later, that i left some stuff back at home.
and..bobs your uncle! u have a perfect morning. =D